Pigs in front of me driving their piece of shit Kia at the most irritating and annoyingly slow speed they possibly can

@meso dude i would drive like i was appreciating the scenery if i knew you were behind me

it’s a speed LIMIT, i can go slower if i want

@mia they're driving in the ugliest shithole, the goal in this town specifically is to drive as fast as possible to avoid seeing everything around you

@meso i don’t care, you can eat my rear bumper

@meso this is how i will make men seethe behind the wheel

cause i got allll the time in the world

@mia I would never eat your rear bumper because I'm a careful driver, I would simply overtake you aggressively

@meso good luck, i’m in front of seven trucks

@mia then i'd respect the speed and keep a distance

@meso attaboy

@mia mildly related (germans, cars) whenever i see a merc in front of me I'm very careful because they've been, from my short experience, the slowest and most retarded drivers. one friend with a merc drove it into a ditch last week and another friend with a merc fucking totaled it, the entire car up to the windshield is gone he showed me pics. went 120 on a slippery turn

@meso hardly anyone drives those in germany anymore, except taxi companies

@mia driving like a woman is gender-affirming care

@meso ironically the non-aggressive driving is how only the women bus drivers here manage to be consistently on time

@mia yes because german drivers are good drivers

@mia idk what traumatizing shit driving instructors do there but it was incredible to watch a random road with a traffic jam near lucy... they're so nicely paced and cultured

@meso no that’s just what germans are like. we’ve got the DnD rule book of traffic regulations; it speaks to our inner autism

@mia @meso +1 for women as Busdrivers. Feels so safe and comfy.

@stefan @mia i've rarely had female bus drivers. bus drivers are always cool especially the bulgarian ones that are pissed off because they're privateers and they keep dealing with gypsies in their bus and retards on the road

@meso men are compelled to drive carefully because it’s the law and someone might be watching, women do it because they’re aware of the kinetic energy of 4 tons moving at 120 kph

@mia men are compelled to drive carefully because they're either not hurrying anywhere and don't really wanna drive faster, women do it because they're careful and afraid

@meso @mia most insane taxi ride i've been on was a woman. Going twice the speed limit constantly and abruptly breaking before every radar trap

@psnacks @meso yeah that’s taxi drivers alright

@psnacks @meso guess even the women think they’re ryan fucking gosling or some shit

@mia @meso i told her i'm in a hurry and she was pissed at all the construction sites

@psnacks @meso oh yeah, don’t tell them you’re in a hurry. they care little enough about the rules as it is

@meso @mia no matter how careful you are you're still in bulgaria meso

@lucy @mia TRUE

@lucy @mia this happened to a guy i know but with a merc he was fine though, car is gone

@lucy @mia im not sure how he survived that he showed me a pic and man...

@meso @lucy modern cars are built to take up all the kinetic energy of a collision and dissipate it by exploding into fine dust before any of it gets to the people inside

@meso @lucy there’s a bend near where i live and every couple months some idiot ends up flipped over in the ditch because the streets are empty at night and he got too cocky. car’s usually fine but few survive that 😔

@meso @lucy called the ambulance twice because i saw it happen from my office

@mia @lucy I'm careful on bends because there's a lot of them here. Theres a really nasty one on the road to the hospital it seems like you MIGHT be able to take it at high speed because the road is wide but you have zero visibility until you start turning and the angle is way too high so I always have to dissatisfyingly reduce speeds greatly to comfortably pass that corner

@meso @lucy yeah, think actually a lot of them also got surprised by small critters

@mia @meso i drive quickly bc im in a hurry. usually bc im running late since my sense of time sucks cock, but i also refuse to be late

@Mondobizarrro @meso i’d just be late and refuse to take shit for it