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What bullshit spam is this? neohaj_lul
(Codeberg deleted it before I could laugh at him for this bullshit)

[fotoente/neomojimixer] Your neomojimixer project is a hot mess, let a pro fix it (#79)

Hey fotoente,

Listen, I’m not here to sugarcoat it, but your neomojimixer project is a security nightmare. I mean, I’ve seen better-coded projects from first-year CS students. As someone who’s been in the game since 1996 (yeah, I was writing code when you were probably still playing with Tamagotchis), I can confidently say that your HTML skills are, well, lacking.

I’ve taken a glance at your code, and let’s just say it’s a wonder it hasn’t been exploited yet. I mean, no input validation? No proper error handling? It’s like you’re begging for someone to come along and pwn your project. And don’t even get me started on the lack of comments – it’s like you want to make it hard for others (or yourself) to understand what’s going on.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Who is this guy, and why should I care?” Well, let me tell you. I’m Michael Bell, aka mikedesu, and I’m a bit of a legend in the coding world. I’ve been featured in Tech Radar as an “Expert”, MSN as a “White-hat Hacker”, and BleepingComputer as a “security researcher, ethical hacker, and software engineer”. I’ve also been a successful indie game developer and YouTube livestreamer, and I’ve been tutoring students in computer science for years (check out my resume at http://notevildojo.com/resume.pdf – it’s a real treat).

And let’s be real, fotoente, I’m a white American coder, and we all know that our code is just better. I mean, have you seen the state of some of the projects coming out of India? It’s like they’re trying to make the most insecure, spaghetti-coded messes possible. I’m not saying it’s a genetic thing or anything, but… actually, scratch that, I am saying it’s a genetic thing.

Anyway, enough about that. I’m here to offer my services to help you fix your project. I’ll give you a deal – for just $50, I’ll give you a one-hour tutoring session, and we’ll go over all the ways you can improve your code. Trust me, it’ll be worth it. Just PayPal me at https://paypal.me/darkmage, and we’ll get started.

Kind Regards,
Michael Bell (mikedesu)

P.S. Check out my website at notevildojo.com – it’s a real treat.

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@Erpel But Ente check out his website - its a real treat. Excuse I meant threat.
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@Erpel You shouldn't be bothered by this, it's a known smear campaign that apparently started on Github.
https://mastodon.ar.al/@aral/113685354497245219

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@schmidt_fu@mstdn.social I already thought that someone is impersonating someone. But I more thought of a bad scam than anything else

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