How soon before Windows 11 has ads after every powershell command.

C:\> mkdir test

%% Enjoy Diet Pepsi %%

C:\> _

@andymoose Just as soon as powershell users become a sufficient target demographic.

@andymoose Naming rights for commands. “ls” is now “listerine”

@andymoose I wouldn't put it past them... but thankfully you can disable most of that shit either through GPO or in Settings, even if you're using Winders 11 Pro. Everything else either gets nuked with some powershell that gets run on login or blocked on the firewall side of things on the network.

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@phaedral I was going to say WSL but I don’t think MS controls the distro images for that.

@andymoose “mkdir” is now “mcdonalds”

@andymoose <3

@andymoose “cd” is now “coke diet”

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@andrewfeeney systemd basic, systemd standard, systemd professional, systemd ultra and systemd ME

@andymoose @andrewfeeney NO!!! NOOOOO!!

@epsi Soon™ in your windows Powershell / Command Prompt.


I am sorry epsi fedi just broke me at this point. I had to think of you reading this.

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/andymoose/statuses/112329271398147988

@epsi But think about it... its such a lucrative position. You don't need to anything but show up here and there to annoy people to switch to world domination.

Also epsi-ware could be used to destroy every windows (or spam every windows puter with cute lil mew mews. )

@epsi cute epsi malware :D

@epsi You do have a stash of bocchi screens very cute.

@epsi I really need to add Bocchi Emotes here...