Help desk

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@davidrevoy If the sword is from Microsoft, what the dwarf says will work.

@davidrevoy are there even warranties in fantasy worlds. I mean if sword or armor were defective you would pay with your life right? No claims can be made from the dead....

@davidrevoy
"C'est pas garanti contre les dragons. Vous avez lu les conditions générales ?"

@davidrevoy "you we're holding it wrong"

@Tionisla Oh! That's a perfect punch line. Bravo!

@gub 🤣 🤣 🤣 👍

@davidrevoy okay, there's one thing that my perfectionist's brain just can't get over! On the left two panes there's a short part of the blade sticking out of the hilt, but on the right two panes it's not there. So I can't figure out which kind of damage it is: did the blade break apart or did it fall out of the hilt?

P.S. I'd probably be working at this place you drawn, right?

@isagalaev @davidrevoy Here you go . . . the panel before (enjoy!):

https://framapiaf.org/@davidrevoy/112525127866837404

@SteveTux @davidrevoy I've seen that one. It does feature the blade stub, but it just adds to one side of the inconsistency. :-)

@isagalaev @davidrevoy
Ah! Now I see your point. But we don't know all about the feature of the sword. ;)
It might have been "on" before (on the way) and at the table it could be turned "off".

Anyway, I love the comics and the style and the open source / FLOSS approach as well.
Well done, @davidrevoy !

@SteveTux @isagalaev Thank you Ivan for the feedback and thank you Steve!

I added the little tip of broken sword to the guard; I'll update it on my blog.
Probably not here because it would ping everyone in notifications who interacted with the comic, and I would have to add an 'edit reason' that's probably a little too long for a details.

Thanks again!

@davidrevoy I wouldn't be surprised if it actually works.

@gorizord 🤣

@davidrevoy Roy et Maurice n'auraient pas mieux dit!

@solknar Hehe, je suis fan inconditionel des premières heures. J'avais trop envie de la placer un jour dans une BD cette phrase. 😋

@davidrevoy

Medieval HelpDesk
https://peertube.gemlog.ca/w/pQw3Z39RBn856cENq8r7Cp

It reminded me of this old clip, so I put it up just now.

@anniemo

@gemlog @anniemo That's genius, thanks for sharing the clip!

@davidrevoy
"How does one 'turn off' a sword?"
"you put it in its scabbard"
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I HAD TO DO TO TAKE IT BACK OUT??"
"So... you have tried?"
"YES I $&%#ING HAVE TRIED!"

@FrankHghTwr 🤣

@davidrevoy my quality montage

@raspbeguy 😍 Thank you Raspbeguy!

@davidrevoy and then help desk check the actual uptime of the sword and find you’ve lied to them. Source, I am IT helpdesk.

@amoonrabbit Haha 😆 😆

@stefan hehe 😂 The survivor bias.

@davidrevoy I half expected the help desk to be a mimic

@WhyNotZoidberg I agree, the mimic has to be back, and a running joke.

On one of my early scenario for this one, I had the "I want to see your manager" and then the dragon being the manager. 😆

@davidrevoy et ben bravo, je vais m'endormir avec le générique dans la tête ....

Et bravo surtout pour ces belles cases (je suis surtout fan de la première à l'ambiance guillerette et ensoleillée et mystérieuse à cause de l'ombre en premier plan)

@marctapages Merci! 😊

"But the switch is in the darnged hilt!"

"Sure sure, have you tried using the alternate voice command?"

"Voice... command?"

"You heard it right!" (Whistles loudly, a buff ironsmith comes and starts smacking the sword together with a hammer)

@davidrevoy still supporting on Patreon! My son & I love your work! Cheers ^_^

@ArcaneCluster Thank you very much 😍

@davidrevoy @WhyNotZoidberg Conflict of interest? Sure, but who are you going to report it to? HR? Guess who's in charge of that department!

@linebyline @WhyNotZoidberg 🤣 🤣

You have to report to the goddess of the next you are reborn.

“The world I was reborn in, I sued for liabilitie!”
(No rights reserved(by me😅))

@stefan @davidrevoy

@Barbablu @davidrevoy I am just imagining... The only goddess I would ever see is likely Aqua from Konosuba

She would only be like: "Boo hoo you messed up you low-life" or some similar insult and then would likely waver some "agreement" I signed when I got to fantasy-world the first time and in the fine-print says something like: "She is not liable to any damages caused by reincarnating into another world. No warranty and no taksie-backsies, but you do get a cool cheat skill in return so "

As far as your isekai-title goes... By now I think you could write something like this

@stefan @davidrevoy
Some job openings as necromancer-attorney at law.
Have you been maimed, savaged, clawed, murdered? You are entitled to compensation.

@andre Haha, good point. I forgot to do it! Maybe they need to get enchanted by an Install Wizard. 🧙‍♂️ 😆

@Gobabu That sounds like a lucrative business-idea. Also: That post killed me. I could not stop laughing about the absolute over-the-top american-lawyer Style advert in my head.

@davidrevoy hello David, just a small fix to the alt-text of your image: in the description there are two "panel 3" instead of a "panel 3" and a "panel 4" 🙏

@cbrocas Thank you!
I'll port that in the metadata of my file for the future official MiniFantasyTheater website coming soon. 👍

(I'll not edit the post here, because it would reping everyone who interacted with it on their notifications, noisy 😅 )