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My entire inventory manifest is listed in my profile description
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@fristi seems rather small. How is fristi doing today?
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@stefan werkin', meltin', sippin' da drinks
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@fristi Sounds good? I get to potato on the couch after cooking today. N24 coming up nkoHype
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@fristi
> front that fell off a ship
Pretty sure that's called a hull.

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@Paradox yes it's the front that fell off and caused 20.000 tonnes of crude oil to spill into the environment
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@stefan @Paradox we will merge, in one way or another
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@fristi What a shit ship. Belongs in your gullet, I suppose.

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@Paradox curious, I am a handbag. Why would 20.000 tonnes of crude oil deserve to be stored in a seemingly way too small handbag that is normally not even designed to hold liquids, let alone flammable explosive liquids?
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@fristi I mean the ship, not the oil. That deserves to be on a ship that won't fall apart.

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@Paradox you would put the hull of a ship in a handbag?
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@fristi If the handbag was you.

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@Paradox why would I want a ship hull?
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@fristi
I didn't say you did. I'd still give you one.

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@Paradox yea but why would you give it to me
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@fristi
Big heavy things are hard to carry around.
Magical crocodile shaped handbags aren't.

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