An eepy wyvern blocks the road. What do you do?

@volpeon pat

@volpeon Detour

@volpeon hug it

@stefan

@volpeon whelp, time to take a rest break

@volpeon show him @katerbilbo pictures so he melts away

@volpeon Carefully step over

@volpeon whoa a giant Steinbock!

@volpeon (head lowers, steps quietly, curious dragon prrps and chitters)

@volpeon play the flute exactly how it's played in the dub of "ariel needs legs"

@volpeon [play Poké Flute]

@volpeon
Obviously he blocks the way. If it’s an emergency quietly whisper “it’s monday” in his ear and get ready for the scream.

Otherwise sit down and rest next to him untik eepy time is over.

@volpeon Flop down and loaf next to the eepy wyvern :3

@volpeon remain motionless and take in the soft wholesomeness

@volpeon my gut response is to DESTROY ALL LIFE

@volpeon I'll sleep around obviously

@volpeon
Would give a chicken wing to

@volpeon playing the pokeflute.

@volpeon I ride it home

@volpeon ask the wyvern very nicely if i can go past if i give pats

@volpeon sorry boss, i'm gonna be late to work today. a sleepy dragon is blocking the road and i am compelled to join the naptime

@volpeon hold wyvern like hamburgarrr