Remember when consent dialogs were like

Do you want to pat the Volpeon?
[Yes]
[No, I’m a loser who hates creatures]

for a while?

@volpeon atleast you could say no still. Now it would be "Maybe later"

@volpeon what if i LOVE creatures but my religion doesn't let me pat goats? ​

@stefan That’s what I was getting at

@volpeon Do you want to be Vaporeon?
[Yes]
[Remind me in 3 days]

@volpeon where is the [Woozy] option?

At least all they did was shame you rather than blatantly shitting all over the concept of choice

@volpeon Remember when consent dialogues were like

WARNING: The following essential packages will be removed.
This should NOT be done unless you know exactly what you are doing!
  login
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 1 to remove and 303 not upgraded.
After this operation, 1,212 kB disk space will be freed.
You are about to do something potentially harmful.
To continue type in the phrase 'Yes, do as I say!'

for a while...?

@volpeon we value your choice of species

we and our 3879 partners use steinböcke as the species selection for the user.

[Manage Preferences] [Raccept]

@charlotte Oh boy, 3879+ noms in a row, what a rare treat

@volpeon

RE: https://icy.wyvern.rip/notes/a64ylrsqphzaay91

@volpeon I do want to pat volpeon ❤️

@volpeon

❓ Do you want to be patted?
[Yes]
[Maybe later]
[Yes and also later]
[nom this question dialog]